How many “essential” federal employees does it take to hang a sign?

Yeah… I know… I know… [Federal Guideline Handbook – Chapter 16, Volume 9; Subsection xvii, paragraph #3a: “Determining Human Resource Allocation” – In order to determine appropriate efficiency metrics’, unless otherwise noted, all federal employees shall, at the request of their immediate level 3 supervisors, while under the direction of the management office, require a specific measurement of the sign prior to labor distribution consideration. ∞Prior to facilitating any request from alternate office management the proposed sign hanging must meet AFSCME guideline 334.021 article iii – and must be accompanied by a proposal, filed in triplicate, to include such measurements in metric centimeters, and standard inches, and allow a 10 business day review and approval request. Failing to appropriately follow specific guidelines may lead to disciplinary action up to, and possibly including, the elimination of one 30-minute rest period for any individual workday exceeding 2.25, but not greater than 3.15 hours, in duration]
Meanwhile…. 83% of The Federal Government is NOT involved in the shutdown – Everyone knows the phrase “government shutdown” doesn’t mean the entire U.S. government is shut down. So in a partial government shutdown, like the one underway at the moment, how much of the government is actually shut down, and how much is not? (more…)



[…] That’s the fundamental Republican Party problem in dealing with a conflict with the Community Organizer in Chief; they simply cannot stand conflict and confrontation, and he likes it, or at least he likes the kinds of mealy-mouthed half-measures that people have always used against the cool black dude because they were afraid of being called a racist.
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Nazih Abdul-Hamed Nabih al-Ruqai’I (Anas al-Libi for short) has been on the “kill or capture” list for 15 years. He was a middle level al-Qaeda guy in the 90’s and thought to have been behind the cell that carried out the Kenya and Tanzania embassy bombings in 1998.