Yes citizen, the Stazi have now been officially activated. Thought criminals are a danger to the stability of the regime and uniparty. The rebellious members of the freedom insurgency shall be tracked, hunted and punished.
WASHINGTON DC – The Department of Homeland Security has launched an investigation into reports that someone with a DHS IP address edited Wikipedia pages to include references to an alleged affair involving House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who bowed out of the race for speaker Thursday.
The California Republican stunned the conference with his decision, saying the House needs a “fresh face” to lead and suggesting he could not unite conservatives.
But reports of infidelity on conservative websites hung over the decision, and were cited in apparent revisions to Wikipedia pages. (more…)












