Apparently some folks in the DOJ are a little fuzzy on the whole good bad concept as it relates to the use of , um, “hookers”?

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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for the U.S. Attorney General to clarify the official bonds of law enforcement officers, which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that an entity should declare the causes which impel them to act upon the separation of their responsibilities…..