Get ready for another lavish display of love and respect for womanhood tonight. The party of free love, free birth control, and all-you-handle free abortion, will again be paying homage to American women by giving them their most vaunted serial womanizer, Bill Clinton, as tonight’s keynote speaker. (What’s the matter….was Larry Flint busy?)
Clinton’s obviously been chosen to put a fresh face on the 90’s good vibes, then peer straight into the camera and coo….”Hey baby, stick with Obama and things can be just the way they used to be.” Yeah, old Bill must have been psychic when a while back he told Ted Kennedy, “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags.” Because, that’s exactly what Obama will be doing tonight.