Hey, Mulligan Man!
Sometimes we’re caught flat-footed,
Sometimes we’re unaware;
We’re forced to make decisions,
And no time to prepare.
If we could call a Mulligan
And hatch a brand new plan,
Then wouldn’t life be grander
To be a Mulligan Man?
But Lady Luck is for us
With one to show the way:
We’ve got that Artful Dodger
Alive with us today!
The one to give out lessons
And show us how we can,
Is currently the President:
Hooray, Mulligan Man!
Look back on those uprisings
Throughout the Middle East:
Which started with the Persians
Who ended up deceased.
But when they spread to Egypt
The White House found a plan,
And stood behind the rebels:
Good job, Mulligan Man!
And how ’bout closing Gitmo?
That’s worth a Nobel Prize!
He’ll lop off Bush’s tax cuts,
Without a compromise.
But follow ’round the circle,
He’s back where he began:
You get a free do-over,
If you’re Mulligan Man!
And now we’ve got his budget
Which two short months ago,
Unleashed the money spigot
As fast as it would flow.
But suddenly he’s sober,
And has a brand new plan;
He’s heard the voters calling,
Hey there, Mulligan Man!
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