In an effort to improve personal time management, and devote necessary time to advancing our research goals, please consider this a standard form letter response to any further media inquiry:
Dear Mr./Mrs. XXXXXXXX, prudence and necessarily instilled manners dictate that all correspondence deserves the full weight of polite response.
Allow me to thank you, with the most humble and earnest of appreciation, for all you do on behalf of a simple citizenry of which I am a proud and insignificant member.
Indeed if our paths were ever to cross in person, I hold no disposition that you, as a person of consequence, would ever afford these calloused and well worn hands the time of day. I am, like many, comfortably invisible.
That said, and with the utmost respect for your professional endeavors, I hope you will consider this correspondence carefully.
It is not our “goal” to raise our profile through discussion of political injustice represented within the 2016 presidential race. Rather, it is our goal to shine light upon that injustice, and highlight the hidden motive behind uncommon events….
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