This violent predator was convicted of attempted assault on a child in 2005.  He has also been convicted of assault, theft, and failure to register as a sex offender.

So, which Democrat-approved self-defense method would work best against this predator: the rape whistle, the safe zone, peeing, or vomiting?  (I really need to work on my ability to self-induce vomiting on demand, I guess.  “Hey, don’t rape me – I’m going to make myself yack!”)

H/t to Michelle Malkin.

Or you can just use your Colorado Democrat approved rape whistle.  I’m sure that’ll work just as well.  The Morlock Revolt has a special Glock 9mm Rape Whistle.  Check it out!  😀