Well….the big race is over, and TV seems to have devolved  into golf, black/white WWII movies, and infomercials.   Of course, you can always watch CNN (I’d rather undergo non-anesthetized rectal surgery), or learn about alien UFOs colonizing our Earth on the History Channel.   Yes…I thought you’d see it my way.

Let’s start off with the “Top Ten Things Women Understand But Men Cannot”……

10. A cat’s facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

And the number one thing only women understand:

1. Other women

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Now it’s your turn to show us what you’ve got.  Your YouTubes should automatically embed……so, have at it!