Funny how they never seem to “correctly calibrate” the voting machines until someone complains, huh?  Oh yeah, and the Auto-Obama-Vote virus seems to have travelled from Greesboro to Jamestown and on to Pleasant Garden too… huh, funny that.

NORTH CAROLINA –  It’s the little voting machine that could. In Guilford County, North Carolina, some residents who cast ballots for Mitt Romney found their votes switched to Barack Obama. Writes MyFox8.com:

[Bur-Mil Park voter] Sher Coromalis … says she cast her ballot for Governor Mitt Romney, but every time she entered her vote the machine defaulted to President Obama….

Marie Haydock, who also voted at the Bur-Mil Park polling location, had the same problem.

Well, ever since observing Al Gore, I knew that machines leaned Democrat. However, a North Carolina elections official posits a different theory. Again from MyFox8:

Guilford County Board of Elections Director George Gilbert says the problem arises every election. It can be resolved after the machine is re-calibrated by poll workers.

“It’s not a conspiracy [sic] it’s just a machine that needs to be corrected,” Gilbert said.

Is it just me, or is this problem that “arises every election” one where malfunctioning machines always seem to err in favor of Democrats?

Other questions are raised. How many people voted for Romney in Bur-Mil Park and didn’t even notice their votes were switched? How many of Al Gore’s other slightly less charming relatives occupy polling stations around America? And can they be numerous enough so that the election can be “corrected” in favor of Hope and Change the Vote?  (read more)