Americans have seen presidential motorcades come and go, but I doubt if anyone’s seen a presidential procession to top this.  The cars in this coroner’s cavalcade outnumber the pedestrians many times over.  (At least when the czar and czarina rode by in their gilded carriage, you could actually SEE them.) 
Remember… he wouldn’t be needing all this security if it weren’t for all you evil rich Republican Tea Party JiHobbits out there. 
Title:  It’s Good to Be the King….