Obama is packing his bags and heading out of town for his big Midwest bus tour this coming Monday.  Not one to let political pressure to stay in Washington sway him, or feel the need to take bold steps to address a lagging economy too seriously,  the President is steadfastly ignoring calls to cancel his vacation and call Congress back into session.  No… now that petty introspection is out of the way, the only thing holding back this show from getting on the road is an appropriate name for the bus.  We’ve got “Air Force One”, “Marine One”…surely the most gifted man to ever hold office must have an equally impressive moniker for his ride. 

(Human Events)…While the country’s wealth evaporates by obscene proportions each day,  President Obama​ has now set his scope on what’s ailing the economy.  No jobs!
“The President looks very much forward to getting out in the country—he’s obviously spent a lot of time here in Washington and in the White House of late—and to hearing from Americans, in the Midwest … about what’s going on in their local economies, what they think Washington can and should do to enhance economic growth, enhance job creation in their parts of the country,” White House Press Secretary Jay Carney told Politico.

Yes, yes — what a revelation.  Nearly three years into his term, Obama is promising to redouble his efforts on getting people back to work.  We’re told that Obama will parachute into the Midwest on a three-day bus tour to “reconnect” with Americans, after we’ve learned, by the way, that more people exited the labor force than there were jobs created in the month of July.  Forget for a moment that even the lefty rag Huffington Post is now deriding the number of times Obama has promised to make job growth his No. 1 priority (more on that).  And never mind that Obama’s call to action to a nation in turmoil is to pour even more borrowed money into infrastructure projects and unemployment insurance, as though his spending blowout the last two years never took place.  What’s really important is the branding of Obama’s bus.
There’s Air Force One and Marine One, so, naturally, the smartest President who has ever graced our shores should go ahead and name the gas-guzzling bus that will bulldoze through key swing states on your dime.

But the thing is that Obama is too busy obsessing over Michelle’s organic farm as well as those money-hungry, greedy oil companies.  Then there’s updating his iPod list with the latest Jay-Z track, and the planning involved for his next booty-shaking bash at Club White House.  And the golf, don’t forget the golf.  A third of his day is gone just with hitting the links alone.  The President doesn’t have time to brainstorm myriad nicknames for his bus.  Not to worry, though, as the Twitter universe came through for their man in the Oval Office, offering him a wide variety of suggestions that are laser-focused and appropriate.
In no particular order,  they are:
*Down Grade One!
*Asleep at the Wheel​
*The Redistributionist:  You make it, we’ll take it! (Wrecking lives since 2009.)  The license plate reads: UGtScrwd
*”Road to Defaults” Tour
*How’s my driving? Call 1-800-14-000-000-000-000
*WTF Express (not winning the future)
*Eat Your Peas​
*The Spirit of Chicago
*Failways
*I Will Throw You Under This Eventually
*Bus to Nowhere
On and on they could go …(Read more…)
OMG!!!  I just caught the pit crew rolling out Obama’s new bus….